I walked from the van, to my front porch and inside the house with groceries. Had jeans on with sandals. It's cloudy and 72 today here, raining off and on.
Started unpacking the groceries and noticed my foot was itching. So was my hand. Itching!! Driving me nuts!
Took my shoes off and looked. Three huge mosquito bites! Two on my wrist and hand! ITCHING!! MUST SCRATCH!! AAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!
You know what I want today, right now? I want Eve's laser-blasting arm so I can go outside and start blowing up every single stupid worthless @#!#! bug I see.
Maybe then they'd stop messing with me.
Mosquitoes belong in hell.